Monday, 5 July 2010

England celebrates 4th of July

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England was engaged in a national holiday yesterday, to celebrate the anniversary of the country's independence from the minor colonial ...
Friday, 2 July 2010

Holy Grail found in Bromley

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The Holy Grail was discovered yesterday in a theatre in Bromley, ending centuries of speculation and mystery surrounding its fate. The sacre...
Thursday, 1 July 2010

The news returns tomorrow

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In the interest of remaining true to this blog's name and being half -truthful: I have had a very exciting and eventful evening ... and ...
Wednesday, 30 June 2010

Tennis match wastes substantial chunk of blogger's life

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A new world record was set last week when a tennis match went on for fucking ever . Your intrepid reporter was sat in an uncomfortable plast...
Tuesday, 29 June 2010

World Cup finishes

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The world cup ended rather anti-climactically last week, as everybody just stopped playing and nobody won. For decades, dozens of football t...
Monday, 28 June 2010

DHT servers attacked by hacker pirate zombie robot Nazis

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The internet was plunged into chaos last week as the servers responsible for hosting The Daily Half-Truth - among other, less bullshit-orie...
Tuesday, 22 June 2010

God declines request to clean up gulf

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It was announced today that God has turned down the State of Louisiana's official request for assistance in cleaning up the oil spill th...
Monday, 21 June 2010

UK Emergency budgie launched

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George Osborne has described the necessity of an "emergency budgie" in order to save the UK's economy from collapse. The Chanc...
Friday, 18 June 2010

Science "not just another worldview", scientists discover

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Scientists have examined evidence, analysed data, rigorously tested hypotheses, and concluded that science is not simply an alternative worl...
Thursday, 17 June 2010

Perez Hilton explains Miley Cyrus prank

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Perez Hilton has publicly come clean this week, and admitted that Miley Cyrus is in fact just a hoax. The blogger and television personality...